Boeing Aircraft unveiled a new commercial aircraft designed to scare away birds during takeoffs and landings, this after two commercial jetliners, filled with terrified passengers, were forced to make emergency landings after the planes were crippled by bird-strike damage. The FAA has spent nearly four billion Dollars developing the new NightStalker aircraft and recently, under … Continue reading »

Contribution by Fur, Fish & Game Magazine, July 2011 If you want to catch the big one you must have a lot of patience and nobody knows this better than Paul Harrison of Rumford ME. Paul has been fishing the polluted waters of the Penobscot River in Maine for 65 years without catching much, but … Continue reading »

This morning, Wikileaks  released a transcript of shocking emails sent between two high-ranking oil executives at TransCanada Corporation, the Canadian oil company slated to build the proposed Keystone XL pipeline through the heartland of America. The correspondence took place the day after the Keystone XL Pipeline project was postponed by the U.S. Department of State. … Continue reading »

(UPI) Worcester, MA – Residents of Worcester, Massachusetts are keeping an eye out, hoping to spot a creature that has not been seen for nearly 40 years. Anthropologists say that the creature, commonly called the “kid that shovels snow,” has come back from the brink of extinction. Eighty-nine-year-old Irene Collins says that one of the … Continue reading »

First Lady Michelle Obama held a news conference yesterday to address allegations that she is “an angry black woman.” Despite her efforts to portray herself as “strong but kind,” her temper got the best of her and the press conference was shut down after she became verbally and physically abusive with reporters. After repeated questioning … Continue reading »

(UPI) Bisbee, AZ — When 42-year-old Mexican migrant worker, Papito Cruz, was severely injured after falling from the US border fence, he thought his life was ruined. The accident occurred during an illegal nighttime crossing into the U.S. in December 2011. Cruz became snagged in the barbed wire that stretches along the top of the … Continue reading »

Keene, NH — With two days to go before the New Hampshire Republican primary, the field of candidates has been reshuffled and a new front-runner has emerged. A final re-count of the Iowa caucus votes shows that GOP candidate Noneofthe Above got 13 percent of the vote. Buoyed by this fourth place finish, Above has … Continue reading »

Newt Gingrich continues to extend his lead as the front-runner of the GOP hopefuls following last night’s debate at the Trump Towers in New York. The debate, moderated by Donald Trump, lasted nearly 60 minutes and proved to be the most lively debate so far this year. Gingrich came under constant attack by his opponents, … Continue reading »

After weeks of denying charges of sexual misconduct, Herman Cain finally got his hand caught in the nookie jar when Ginger White (who is neither, by the way) came forward last week and claimed that she’s been having a 13-year affair with the Georgia businessman. This last incident blew the Cain train off the campaign … Continue reading »

Kourtney Kardashian announced today that she is pregnant, and that the father of the baby is none other than Herman Cain. The Republican candidate has spent the last month dodging allegations of infidelity, and this could be the one that brings his candidacy down. At a rally in Detroit, Cain initially denied knowing Kourtney Kardashian, … Continue reading »

Police were called to historic Plimoth Plantation this morning after an disagreement over cranberry sauce led to an all out brawl during the traditional Thanksgiving Day feast. One building was destroyed by fire and police say that twenty eight  people were arrested.  Thirty two people were injured during the melee and one man was seriously … Continue reading »

In 2005, when Jamaica had the highest murder rate in the world, officials at the Jamaican Tourism Department wondered how they could capitalize on the deadly distinction. They threw the challenge out to employees and three months later, John “Bee-Bee” Champlain, a pickle-bucket drummer and part-time employee at the Tourism Department, came up with a … Continue reading »

West Palm Beach police have finally arrested an elusive cat-burglar who had broken into dozens of  homes over the last four months. The thief targeted homes in upscale neighborhoods and had an eye for expensive furniture. Police had very little to go on but profilers believed that the culprit might be gay. “This guy didn’t … Continue reading »

When hunky-boy Marc Anthony split from pop star Jennifer Lopez earlier this year, rumors abounded that JLo had caught the Latin caliente in the arms of another woman. A newly released sex tape confirms that the Tinseltown tomcat had been seeing someone else during his marriage, but in this case the goateed gigolo left his … Continue reading »

For the last  38 years, child television star Timmy Miller laid in a coma after suffering a fall into an abandoned well. Last Monday, Timmy Miller opened his eyes and told nurses that his co-star Lassie had pushed him into the well. Timmy and  Lassie were co-stars in the popular television show Lassie which ran … Continue reading »

Disaster struck today during 4th of July festivities in Boston when naval re-enactors accidentally sunk a party boat in Boston harbor. The ship, Spirit of Boston went down instantly, sending it’s 350 passengers and their over-priced drinks into the chilly waters. At least 35 people were injured and hundreds got wet. One  person remains missing. … Continue reading »

The results of a three-year study by researchers at the Dallas Biomechanics Institute concluded that walking backwards can be dangerous. Scientists were surprised to find that people who walk backwards arrive at their destinations later than people who walk forwards…if they arrive at all. “We are shocked, to say the least,” said Dr. Max Schnitzel, … Continue reading »

Federal prosecutors on Wednesday arrested and charged a 12-month-old with interfering with a flight crew after the baby caused a disturbance during a British Airways flight bound for London. The US Attorney’s Office in New York said Charles “Charlie” Burns, of Alexandria, VA  refused to obey flight attendants’ repeated requests to remain seated, and ultimately … Continue reading »

Seventy-six-year-old Rascal driver Karl Taggit won the Hoveround 500 yesterday at the Indianapolis Speedway in front of an estimated 68,000 fans. He set a new course record of 82:12:23 hours and maintained a blazing average speed of 2.1 MPH throughout the four-day race. Phil Burrows, 75, of Clearwater, FL took second place while third place … Continue reading »

The sluggish economy dealt another blow today when Kringle Enterprises announced that they had fired their celebrity CEO Kris “Santa” Kringle. For decades, the company had been a leader in the toy industry but has been in the red for the last 12 years and has suffered crippling setbacks recently. Citing a lagging economy and … Continue reading »

Three people remain in custody after being arrested on Saturday morning following a traffic stop in Canton. In what was described by Lt. Paul Sullivan as “the most bizarre traffic stop” that he has seen in his 23 years on the force, Canton police responded to a report of a disabled vehicle traveling on Route … Continue reading »